Santa Was Upset At 'Ollie' This Year

Santa was upset with Ollie this year.

The corruption probe at the North Pole wasn't going well. Comet had agreed to tell Santa everything he knew about the rampant bribery schemes stemming from parking contracts for the sleigh. But now he was refusing to talk.

"I'm a reindeer, not a rat," he said.

Santa was furious. "I wish I could get Jim Letten up here," he grumbled as he made a note on his Hollyberry to move the U.S. attorney's name up a few notches on the nice list.

But North Pole corruption was only part of what was eating Santa. The naughty side of his ledger was so long that he feared an imminent environmental crisis from the coal-mining.

Santa sadly shook his head as he moved Oliver Thomas out of the nice column for taking bribes. The former New Orleans city councilman acknowledged that the city needs to be cleaned up, but then he refused to help out prosecutors.



Don't worry Santa. January 3rd. is soon approaching. Ollie will soon realize what happens to naughty LITTLE BOYS.